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Howdy! I am a big-shot attorney in Las Vegas. I hate my life. I like to tell stories. My big, fat Attorney Mentor once bellowed to me, "An attorney is nothing more than a storyteller!" I agree. Unfortunately, the storytellin' that attornies do is often for
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RSS Feed- Sports & Recreation > Baseball (Other) The evil empire of baseball: The Yankees
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More Evil than the Evil Empire, The Red Sox Nation has produced a new brand of evil that surpasses Yankee evil and makes the Evil Empire look like a frightened, little fawn in the wilderness, lost, searching for its home, with only a soft red light to guide it through certain doom. I'll show you evil, Baby! Kevin Youkilis is... More..
- Sports & Recreation > Baseball (Other) March to baseball playoffs hampered by unequal divisions
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Kevin Youkilis' beard and mustache make humans frightened and angry. One glance at this animated facial carpet incites any man to snap into a fit of rage at the sight of vile, eighteenth century facial hair, surrounding an over-sized blowhole, bellowing archaic curses at an umpire after a strikeout. Horror, tinged with confu... More..
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Which is the slowest sport to watch: Baseball or golf?
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Certainly, golf is more boring when you consider that there are life-like cartoon terminator creatures that now inhabit baseball. Brace yourself for what follows. This happened while watching an Angels-Red Sox game. Tell me if baseball is borning, now! Kevin Youkilis' beard and mustache make humans frightened and angry. One ... More..
- Politics, News & Issues > Sports Archives Predictions: A look at which National League baseball teams will make the 2007 playoffs
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"The Angelic Baseball Oracle Prophesizes" It came to me last night like a vision, while chewing on strange leaves in my backyard: The Cubs and Angels will play in the Series. I already knew the Angels would win the Series, but their foe appeared to me in a vision. I tried to deny it. It disturbs me to my core. The Cubs ain't... More..
- Politics, News & Issues > Sports Archives MLB predictions: Who will be the 2007 American League MVP?
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The fix is in, the Kevin Youkilis wins the MVP. More Evil than the Evil Empire, The Red Sox Nation has produced a new brand of evil that surpasses Yankee evil and makes the Evil Empire look like a frightened, little fawn in the wilderness, lost, searching for its home, with only a soft red light to guide it through certain d... More..
- Sports & Recreation > Baseball Statistics The worst baseball team in history
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"An Ode to the Tinfoild Man" The Tinfoil Man, Mike Sweeney, the most perpetually injured baseball player ever witnessed, keeps-up his Disabled List streak this year, even after recovering from knee surgery. Sweeney attempts to outdo himself this year, as he will attempt to break his record of 102 missed games. If all goes we... More..
- Politics, News & Issues > Sports Archives Predictions: A look at which American League baseball teams will reach the 2007 playoffs
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The fix is in, the Red Sox win. More Evil than the Evil Empire, The Red Sox Nation has produced a new brand of evil that surpasses Yankee evil and makes the Evil Empire look like a frightened, little fawn in the wilderness, lost, searching for its home, with only a soft red light to guide it through certain doom. I'll show y... More..
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- The evil empire of baseball: The Yankees
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