: About Me

Danny Mendlow is an award winning screenwriter, a comedian and a misanthrope. He is entirely disgusted with human beings and wants to return to his planet.

My passion is ...

writing

I know too much about ...

the human brain

My inspiration ...

Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, George Carlin

Jobs & Careers > Occupations (Other) How useless jobs marginalize useful people

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"Hi there, I'm a financial advisor. I spent money to study money so I could make money telling people what to do with their money." But what is money? It is, in reality, colorful pieces of paper and shiny rocks which we have arbitrarily assigned value to. The trouble with this is that what we've deemed 'valuable' is quite often useless, and not backed by any progressive, positive thinking. "Hi, I'm a seven-eleven clerk. And I work part-time at Starbucks. Occasionally I'll go out for a cigarrette and notice that if I look left there are two Starbucks and a 7-11, and if I look right... there...

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