: About Me

Basically, my greatest interests in life revolve around writing. A way of talking while being able to hit that all too important "backspace" when I stick my foot in my mouth. While writing I have only two goals. Express my opinion and also make people laugh. I'm not in to just displaying facts, but catching the reader's attention. Whether my writing is good or awful it will probably have you reading.

My passion is ...

writing

I know too much about ...

the stock market

My parents always told me ...

you don't act like my son

Why I write ...

to make people laugh

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

my columns

My first job ...

Publix

My best moment ...

performing my own comedy skit in high school

My inspiration ...

Sports writers

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