: About Me

I am a 30-something year old wife and mother of five who recently became a first time grandmother. I am also a registered nurse, and make jewelry on the side. My hobbies include writing (of course), music, painting (although I'm not very good), and cooking (very good if I say so myself). I have had a handful of poems published in an E-zine called Medhunters.com, and am putting together a first book of poetry which is nearly finished. I will then begin on a first novel, in hopes of becoming published in fiction, also.

My passion is ...

music

I know too much about ...

the human body

My parents always told me ...

you're grounded

My childhood ambition ...

to be a great singer and writer

My favorite memory ...

fishing with my grandfather

Why I write ...

I have too many things filling up my head, i have to shake some loose.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

reading "Songs in Ordinary Time" by Mary McGarry Morris. Listening to Etta James, anything, every day.

My first job ...

typical hamburger joint

My best moment ...

Graduating nursing school and passing state boards

My inspiration ...

family, nature, personal reflections, emotion

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Humorous

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A Little Pleasure Nothing's quite as pleasant as a burp from down below, a resonating gurgle or a percolating burble, a cacophonous disturbance that you draw up from your toes. I can't describe the pleasure of the easing of the pressure when you lose your inhibition and your gaseous condition. So, the next time that you've eaten far too much than what you should and your stomach is distended and you really wish you could forget that you are being rude, make some room, digest your food. Reach down deep and draw a crowd then let it rip, belch long and loud! I'm sure you won't regret it. I'm ...

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