: About Me

Moustache I sent in a letter to the American Moustache Consortium asking them for more information on the pamphlet they put on my windshield. The pamphlet itself was cryptic; shaped like a moustache and folded in half. I opened it and it contained just an address, a P.O Box in Sioux City, Iowa. A week later I received a response from the American Moustache Consortium in the form of a big, soft, glossy catalogue. The catalogue read like a who's who of moustaches; big moustaches; medium moustaches; small moustaches; sinister moustaches; the handlebar'; the inverted paintbrush'; the grandpa' ...