Guess.

My passion is ...

politics

I know too much about ...

nothing

My parents always told me ...

"Ach! You need that like a hole in the head!"

My childhood ambition ...

to grow up.

My favorite memory ...

Uhhh, I forgot.

Why I write ...

to get my point across.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

talk radio

My first job ...

Who cares?

My best moment ...

the one I'm waiting for.

My inspiration ...

necessity

Style & Beauty > Clothes (Other) Most embarrassing clothing disasters you've experienced or observed

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SCENARIO: Dealing high-limit poker in a large California club.

I am standing behind a game with a 10-pound metal rack filled with poker chips. I just tapped the dealer sitting in the game on the shoulder to to make him aware I am there to relieve him on the next hand.

I am in uniform, ready to sit down and deal to very serious players. Aside from my white shirt and black skirt, I am wearing 3 " black, spiked patent leather heels. Unique to these shoes is a brass lizard attached to the back of the shoes from the heel to the tip of the stiletto. The lizard's head is up and it's t...

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