: About Me

My Daughter is an alien... I've really put a lot of thought into thisI really have. And there is no other way of putting it so here goes. My eleven-year-old daughter is an alien. I'm convinced that sometime shortly after her tenth birthday, an alien civilization scooped up Daddy's little girl', and replaced her with a pretty good copy, but I think all the circuitry controlling emotions and rational thought have been installed with faulty parts or something. I know this sounds really out there, but I don't know how else to explain it. She used to be such an easygoing kid. Used to play with ...