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Writing wise, I have written poetry, short stories, skits, faux commercials, shorts, scripts, and jokes for a variety of sources. I know that everything creative is subjective, so, I don't invest too much into criticism.
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Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Cats: 4 of 135
CATSI'm allergic I told her...Then I moved in.The cat bothers meEvery now and again.It's all that hairThat bugs me the most...Then there's the creepingAround like a ghost.The dog doesn't like catsI found that out quick.The cat dodged the murder plan-That cat was slick.The dog drew up some new plans;The cat wasn't buying.The d... More..
Creative Writing > Songs Songs: Being sorry: 1 of 25
Sorry is A Dull Plastic KnifeIt seems that sorry was a wordI used more with you than loveIf flew around like a scared birdNothing ever seemed good enoughYou wanted a picture that I paintedBut instead gave it to a friendWho'd have known we'd be so taintedAnd it would all come to an end?Sorry is A Dull Plastic KnifeIt doesn't c... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Dentists: 1 of 14
DENTISTSI haven't seen my dentistIn over four years.Every time I doHe brings me to tears.It's not so much the flossOr the pick or the drill-Or the scrapers or gasIt's usually the bill.He tells me to watch itI'll get gum disease.Brush and floss dailyFor your own sake, please.I do what I canand ignore his remindersI'll go back ... More..
Creative Writing > Songs Songs: Truth: 2 of 25
TRUTHI went to a partyI thought would be dullI sat down in a groupThey were playing spin the bottleI got kissed a few timesBut I left the game right awayThe ratio of guys to girls was offI started feeling a little gayI came to a table of card playersI sat down and played a couple handsWho would have known I'd end up nakedAnd ... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: A photo in a frame: 2 of 20
A Photo In A FrameBlack and WhiteReflection ofSomebody, that I love.I look upHe stares at meThough he has ceased to be.I look into eyesThat match mineAs well as hair, every line.I look upEvery day and see-A man I know as "Daddy".Thirty yearsSince he has passedWhat's left?A photo in a frame, behind glass. More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Homesickness: 3 of 20
I grew up around booze houndsBut before I even reached the legal drinking ageI took the leap and boundAnd headed off to college.When I went away to collegeI proved my mother wrongShe said you can't have your keg and drink it too-My family sent a care packageto help me get alongA box of fake vomit, so I wouldn't feel homesick.... More..
Entertainment > Music Genres, Trends & Scenes Reflections on the best and worst of karaoke: 8 of 53
Living in Las Vegas, there are a number of venues to see shows. Sometimes, nothing is more entertaining than the non-professional performer. I very rarely went to karaoke before I met my wife, and would never have thought that I would frequent karaoke bars, little own grow to love it and eventually have equipment in my home.M... More..
Creative Writing > Songs Songs: Losing love: 13 of 84
LOSING LOVEI found her on a porch swingShe was barely seventeenWe went out for a few yearsEventually started sharing beersAnd I loved herOh yes I loved herWe grew older togetherThrough the cold and stormy weatherOh how I loved herYes I loved herBut all it took to lose my loveWas one trip to Chuck E. CheeseI was fascinated by ... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Death: 115 of 693
DEATHI await you some daysLike a lover-Holding my breathin anticipation of the releaseYou will guarantee me.I spread our toys out,Run a hot bath,Seal the windows...I am only mildly surprisedBy your rebellion-I know you have a busy schedule.Often, I am mildly relievedthat you didn't show today-I have seen the way you caressSom... More..
Entertainment > Celebrity Gossip & News Will Britney Spears revive her career after her 2007 breakdown?: 8 of 42
Britney Spears was once intoxicating, now, she is simply Toxic. How many song puns will he write? Who knows? The hour is late, and the jokes are many.The thing is, I actually hope she can revitalize her career, I hate to see anyone spiral downward into an abyss, especially when they had it all...money, cars, Federline...ok, t... More..