: About Me

Hi. My name is God, and I hate you. So stop reading this before I strike thee dead.

P.S. don't to drugs. It is bad for thy health.

My passion is ...

sx.

I know too much about ...

the future.

My parents always told me ...

do you really care what my dad told me when i was 7?

My childhood ambition ...

beat Super Mario. that shit is impossible when youre 5.

My favorite memory ...

give me a minute...

Why I write ...

to change the world.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

i'm watching you right now. scary, huh?

My first job ...

blew.

My best moment ...

the next one.

My inspiration ...

myself.

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