: About Me

While my brothers would kick a subuteo football into a half cut up strawberry punnet with their visionaries figures, I would sit elsewhere with my toys, each with their own unique backstory, and enact some tale from the top of my head. Betrayal, ambition, deceit, all this would seep out into my playtime whilst Kravex scored another fruitful goal.
I utterly adore puns.
Since then I have always tried to keep writing a reality, writing silly little stories and random ideas down whenever I could.
After taking a creative writing course at Lancaster University, I have bravely stepped out into the wild, new world that is, and goofed off for about a month.
It hit me as I left that, well, being a writer is not something you get a degree in and then step into a solid 9-5 job. So here I am! Nipping around websites, job centres and agencies trying to get my work seen!
My name is Mark/Ted Amison, I am 21, and I live in the colourful, food themed address of Bredbury, Stockport!

My passion is ...

for inony, delicious, sweet irony

I know too much about ...

Star Wars

My parents always told me ...

stop picking your nose

My childhood ambition ...

was obviously to be a train driver, postman or fireman.

Why I write ...

Because it is damnable fun

My first job ...

was working at the social club down t' road: The rat pit!

My best moment ...

was probably when I managed to karate kick that coke can from my friends hand

Hobbies & Games > Video Game Reviews Video game reviews: WarioWare: Smooth Moves (Wii)

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There are some games that simply blister with charm; and Wario Ware Smooth moves, is clearly one of them. Consisting of a plethora of "microgames" (short minigames where you have mere seconds to fulfil an objective) the game pits you with numerous microgames with different "forms"; different ways of holding the Wii-mote, each with visual aids and monikers representing them. For instance the simplest of all, "the remote control" with have you holding the Wii-mote as a remote control, whilst "The elephant" will have you holding the Wii-mote in front of your nose, and manoeuvring it like an e...

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