Being nominated as the world's best-looking writer didn't boost my ego. It was flattering, but I still pride myself on modesty, and that works well for my writing. When I was one-year-old, I was attacked by a Dark Wizard, which left me with a lightning bolt shaped scar on my forehead. There's some prophecy about me somewhere, but I haven't read it yet (it's on my reading list though). In summation, I'm a attractive, important and honest. Oh ya, and modest.

My passion is ...

slowly fading, but awakened when I'm drunk.

I know too much about ...

fantasy universes, insects, diseases and women...no, wait, not women.

My parents always told me ...

we wish you weren't born...well we wish you were born, just not to us.

My childhood ambition ...

to answer this very question on Helium.com's brieflyme section.

My favorite memory ...

wishing that someday I could answer the previous question.

Why I write ...

to make myself feel better. like alcohol, but without nudity...unless...

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

reading my own answers, watching my fingers type things and listening to the tapping of the keys.

My first job ...

movie theater.

My best moment ...

answering that 'childhood ambition' question.

My inspiration ...

comedy. (also awakend when I'm drunk)

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The Simpsons Movie
Grade: C

Though the beginning half hour of The Simpsons Movie displayed humor reminiscent of the earlier, or as I think, the "golden years" of the Simpsons, eventually the movie starts relying on sight gags, accompanied by Homer's stupidity and whining, for laughs. In this way it parallels The Simpsons television series that started to deteriorate in quality with each new season after around the tenth. As The Simpsons Movie progresses, it becomes less comical and fails to live up to the best of its potential.

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