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I am nobody. The world's biggest wuss with absolutely no idea of how to survive. After numerous attempts to earn a living(16) without success. I now attempt writing.
Obviously I've gotten nowhere in life, but now I'm hitting my midlife crisis desperately

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Pets & Animals > Dog Breeds Dog breed facts: Chihuahua: 4 of 37
"Aye Chihuahua!" A high utterance after tasting Red's 10 alarm firehouse chilly generously overdosed with Cheyenne pepper. Or a greeting to your lovable pet pooch should you prefer the spicier temperamental powder keg runt of the litter. The tiniest dog breed in the world and therefore the easiest to carry in your purse, alth... More..
Entertainment > TV Show Reviews TV show reviews: Two and a Half Men: 3 of 20
Two and a Half Men or three big babies? I'll admit to watching the show on a regular basis, but I won't claim to be proud of it. The jokes are funny, but tend to be low-brow. Cheap shots at cheap sluts and offensive outbursts on obesity tend to overwhelm the viewer. Over-drinking, over-sex, and over-indulgence to the max. Wh... More..
Sports & Recreation > Sports & Recreation (Other) Beginner's guide to rules and strategy for 8-ball: 1 of 6
Long before it answered all your questions about karma, who likes who, and whether or not you should ask for a raise, the magic spin of the 8-ball was limited to the flat green pasture of a billiard table. Otherwise known as "stripes and solids" or "hi-low," 8-ball is to billiards what poker is to card playing.Instead of talk... More..
Creative Writing > Memoirs Memoirs: What my dog means to me: 82 of 429
He's not the runt of the litter. But he's not the pick of the pride either. He's no pure breed, just a standard issue mutt. Never met his parents, but he looks half Labrador half beagle to me. Nothing spectacular to look at, even his coat is plain beige from snoot to tip of tail. He's not the most intelligent animal on the p... More..
Hobbies & Games > Kids Crafts Tips for using gimp: 1 of 5
To Gimp or Not to GimpShould your kids ever ask you if you're into gimp, don't panic. "Gimp" doesn't refer to a creepy elderly homeless guy with a limp that hangs around the railroad tracks. No they're not into old Westerns either. Neither is it a video game, cell phone accessory, new type of music or a dance craze. What they... More..
Sciences > Psychology How you know if you need to see a psychiatrist: 4 of 18
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Life can be trying. Who doesn't feel a bit crazy at times? If they're really out to get you, then you should be paranoid! That is normal. If your mate for life has just found another, you've been laid off, your pet cat knocks over an ashtray burning down your uninsured house... More..
Business > Finance & Insurance What are employment taxes?: 4 of 18
Employment taxes: what are they and what are they good for? Death and taxes the only constants in a never-changing universe. Most people think of income taxes with that statement. Usually most put off thinking about it until April or March, but what about the other taxes paid every single payday.If you're an employer in the "... More..
Religion & Spirituality > Buddhism An introduction to Buddhism: 6 of 26
Enlightenment: One Way or AnotherBuddism or Buddha Dhamma has little to do with the cute and sexy hippie chic Dharma and her lawyer husband, Greg. A poor-man's translation would be the "teachings of the enlightened one." It is a very deep religion, open to anyone. If you're into karma, this may be the religion for you. For fo... More..
Education > High School Math & Sciences Science fair project ideas: 8 of 34
Science Fairs, fair or unfair, fun or homework run amuck? Okay you've got yourself one humdinger of a craving to show everybody just how smart you are. Or you're just stuck doing a project for school that had better get a good grade or your parents will let you have it. Either way the procedure is the same.Start off with read... More..
Relationships & Family > Marital Conflicts Things that can kill a marriage: 22 of 93
Tying the knot or blindly volunteering to be blindly leashed, heeled, and housebroken?Cold feet come in all shapes and sizes, in everything from high-heels to work boots. Attitude is everything. Don't take it on faith that it will all work out. People aren't perfect. Everyone is selfish at one time or another. Everyone lies a... More..