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Sports & Recreation > Sports Celebrities Is it fair to send Olympic track star Marion Jones to jail for steroid use?

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Marion Jones was not sent to jail for using steroids. She was sent to jail for lying about using steroids. The government is like that...if you lie about doing something, you will get (on average) 2.12 times the punishment you would get if you just fessed up in the first place.

For several years, Jones vehemently denied using any kind of performance-enhancing material, which turned out to be (1) Maximum Possible Falsehood (MPH) multiplied by maybe 10 different times she told it, multiplied by an infinite number of replays of each one on TV and radio. That yields the following equation...

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