What can I say?
I am a million things in one, aren't we all? I'm a mother, a wife, a derby girl, an artist, a teacher...
I love:
My family* The Muppets* All things horror* Special effects* 50's culture and aesthetics* Traditional tattoo art* Scary little carnival
+ more bio informationWe humans are a unique bunch, both blessed and cursed with the singular understanding of our own mortality. Barring this understanding, horror movies wouldn't even exist. What is it that humans are most afraid of? Zombies? Vampires? Michael Myers? The fictional monsters that evoke the strongest response- the ones that really ... More..
One in 10 people of child-bearing age in the U.S. have experienced, or will experience at some point, problems with infertility. This means that in all likelihood someone you know is going through it as I write this. We all want to be helpful and supportive of our friends during times of crisis, but it is difficult to know th... More..
Vacancy is that rarest of beasts in today's horror market- a taut little story that actually delivers scares. In the glut of PG-13 teen mush that comprise the modern horror genre, this one stands out.Vacancy starts off with a standard horror movie convention- car trouble, a walk on a deserted road- and then quickly kicks it i... More..
Zombies may be the most unfairly maligned movie villains of all time. They are regarded as mere automatons, shuffling along blindly, concerned only with 'braaaains'. All right, on second thought, maybe that really IS all that zombies are concerned with... but give them their due. They have not only secured a firm horrific hol... More..
It's difficult to know where to begin this review; it's a bit like describing a black hole. I'm not certain precisely what I expected this film to be like, but I'm fairly sure that I thought it would be...something. Sadly it is easier to tell you what the film is NOT. Not funny, not clever, not self-aware (in the style of Eli... More..
At night, she sits- feet, then legscold on the windowsill.Catching raindrops on eyelidsand lips, close and open;the soft wet click of a kiss.She is tightly bound,woundinto the rubber band of a boyabout to hurl his pebble.In the morning she is emptiedof pleasto herself,and her mindshrivels up...the insect on the glass slide. More..
I am a confirmed technophobe and as such I am always on the lookout for easy, accessible technology. I have been on the search for a digital video recorder for some time, and have been scared away from many models by exorbitant prices, unwieldy size, and complex unneeded features. Which is where Puredigital's new Flip Video s... More..
As in most debates, the real issue is much broader than the smaller one we are focused on. After all, this is not about cell phones, but our societal expectations and how we regulate behaviors. Increasingly, it seems to be the American way to bombard every public place with rules, regulations, prohibitions. Yet people remain ... More..
I honestly believe that...There is no master plan, and that to attempt to discern such guarantees nothing but a lifetime of frustration.That anyone who says that 80's music doesn't make them smile is lying, or in self-denial.We are all just doing the very best that we can, often misguided though we may be. I honestly believe ... More..
Dayna Noffke
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