: About Me

I am a dog, part Bassett hound, part Labrador. I like to eat, sleep, and sniff stuff. Woof!

My passion is ...

peanut butter.

I know too much about ...

poop.

My parents always told me ...

Get off the sofa!

My childhood ambition ...

is to eat the cat's food.

My favorite memory ...

when I was rescued from the shelter.

Why I write ...

because I can. Not many authors are canines.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

whatever is on. I lack opposable thumbs.

My first job ...

You're reading it now.

My best moment ...

barking at the UPS man.

My inspiration ...

Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Food & Drink > Cooking Eggs & Dairy Products Tips for cooking eggs

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This is an article for bachelors and married men alike. A critical skill for making your lady happy is knowing how to make an omelet for breakfast in the morning. The keys to your performance are cracking eggs with one hand, flipping the omelet in the pan, and great taste. Here is how you do it. 1. Get Crackin' - One-Handed. Every woman is impressed by a man who can successfully crack an egg with one hand. Grasp the egg by the ends with your index finger and the inside edge of your thumb. Most of the egg is cradled in the soft part of your hand between the thumb and index finger. Use a bow...

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