About me - Kris Bailie

About me

Something about myself... I hate writing profiles; you always look back a few months later and think what a load of fuck*ng fromage!
Well, what you see is what you get. Apparently I'm "Not quite there", I see things that few do, I make people think and my friends turn to me for insight. I'm loyal but I'm a complete bitch and I wouldn't have it any other way!
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes".
I'm still at college, the eternal hell! I'm currently working as a technical agent for Sky broadband and I'm a Writer, or at least aspire to be a writer at some stage in my bleak future...
Is writing to entertain a skill that can be learned or a unique gift that has its own grace and beauty? Certainly language is learned, but is there a certain application?
I believe the application and channelling of words for the purpose of entertainment is a gift. Maybe not an uncommon gift, it lies dormant in many, but those who harness this gift deserve mass amounts of coffee and one day, publication! I'm not well read; in fact I've only ever read a handful of books. However, my cynic take on the world, sarcasm and the ability to spell somehow gives way to creative writing.
It's my ambition to entertain. At least, aspire to write something that entertains. I'm currently writing a fictional Novel, but until I rival J.K. Rowling I'll settle for helium.
I shan't reveal anymore about myself for fear of arrest, being committed or stalked

Briefly me

My passion is ...

my friends, my family, my phone (A love hate relationship), my cynic take on the world and its inhabitants, my piano, Television, my computer, sarcasm, cheap drugs and my ability to daydream!

I know too much about ...

Doctor Who.

My parents always told me ...

To loose weight.

Why I write ...

To entertain!

Featured article by Kris Bailie

Politics, News & Issues > Drug Laws & Prevention The legal battle over marijuana use

Cannabis, to pot with it? What do you think of when someone mentions cannabis? A term associated with Hippies or adolescent trash, resulting in addiction and psychosis! Is it a term used daily without negativity and thought of as relaxing, care free and enjoyable? Whichever stereotype you're buzzing about, the facts are Cannabis, hash or hemp as it is most commonly known has been high throughout the civilised world for centuries. It matters not how time and governance has changed perception of it, impartially speaking "it is one of the most nutritious seeds in the world". It has been used ...

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