: About Me

"Do you expect me to read all that?!" That's the question I've probably heard more often in online community forums than any other question in the history of questiondom. It seems that, for the vast majority of forum readers and posters, any post longer than two sentences produces immediate attacks of migraines and sudden onsets of ADD. Granted, I do tend to write quite a lot - I'm infamous for my Epic Posts(tm) which string together anywhere from three to thirteen (my current record) fully-packed posts into one super-uber-mega post - but the level of utter impatience and unwillingness to ...