: About Me

I'm 24 and from New York. I'm currently living in Taipei, Taiwan, while I'm teaching English and trying to decide the best way to spend however much time I have on earth. I welcome any comments on anything I produce, so feel free to critique anything on anything. Catch you later.

My passion is ...

coffee, and apples. i'm also fond of bananas.

I know too much about ...

perspective, or so i think i like to think

My parents always told me ...

not to pay attention to anybody who said I couldn't do something. except for them., of course

My childhood ambition ...

to do everything my parents told me I couldn't

Why I write ...

makes me feel productive

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

calvin and hobbes; jay-z. it's an odd dichotomy but it balances well

My first job ...

a mule for dirty dishes and a sponge for abuse

My best moment ...

my life is a moment

My inspiration ...

my mistakes and failures

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Fairy tales

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The Girl with the Golden Hair Once upon a time, in a tenement not too far from the street corner where fourteen people saw an elderly lady get mugged without slowing their cars or saying anything to anybody afterwards, the Burr family was preparing to sit down to dinner. There were three Burrs in the Burr family. There was Papa Burr, who worked eleven shifts a week as a waiter in a nearby Italian restaurant. There was Mama Burr, who worked in clothing retail and was almost ready to add the fourth Burr. And there was Baby Burr, who wasn't really a Burr at all, but nobody knew this but Mama ...

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