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I Literally Died

The other day I was eating lunch at a small restaurant when I overheard the young woman at the next table say to her friend, "and when she said that to me, I literally died!" Noticing that she was in fact still alive, I couldn't resist the temptation to lean over and say, "I am terribly sorry about your loss." She sat in a blinking stupor for a couple seconds before resuming her conversation.

I am sorry, but this use of the word literally, pushed me over the edge. Notice that I didn't say literally pushed me over the edge, in which case I would literally be dead by...

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