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The Nylon Effect A while back my wife and I went to a wedding. Unlike most men, I was actually looking forward to getting dressed up and having a night out of eating, drinking and dancing with my wife. However, I made up my mind that although I was up for some dancing, the "Macarena," "YMCA," "Hokey Pokey" and especially the "Chicken Dance" would be off my dance card for the evening. I had become convinced that the reason I had taken part in these ridiculous rituals in the past was due to clouded judgment brought on by open-bar alcohol consumption. That being said, I told my wife that she ...

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