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About me - Madam Lucy

BARBIE FINNEY
57 YEAR OLD DROP OUT
BEEN IN THE HOSPITALITY BUSINESS
RESTAURANTS/BARS IN MANAGEMENT AND
OWNERSHIP FOR 30 YEARS
ALWAYS KNEW I HAD A WHOLE LOT OF
FUNNY STORIES IN ME.

LIVE IN OREGON AND SOMETIMES IDAHO AND
CALIFORNIA.. SINCE MY DROP OUT I LOVE TO
WORK

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Entertainment > Music Genres, Trends & Scenes How to throw a karaoke party
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LET'S THROW A KARAOKE PARTY!First thing you need to do is get your guest list together.Invitations can be made out of old sheet music or blank C D's that can be purchased at a office supply.Theme parties are nice and props are really fun. A cowboy hat, a kiddie guitar, very large sunglasses, wigs, boas,tambourine and a cane. ... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Unemployment
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UNEMPLOYMENT....Unemployment means new opportunities.... A new chance to invent the person you really want to be. A new adventure, a new group of friends, a new group to listen to their drama's and most important a new story to tell.Yes I am unemployed, have been for 2 years now.. So let's look at the fun you can have.. The w... More..

Business > Starting a Business How to start a business on a low budget
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SO YOU WANT TO START YOUR OWN BUSINESS with no money down?The first thing you need to do is decide what kind of business?Here are some idea's of business you can start on a low budget.Lawn service-House keeping-window washing-garage organizer-closet organizerhouse detailer for homes for sale-mobile car detailer-house sitter-d... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Breaking up
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Don't Take Your Love Just Take My StuffBreaking up is hard to do.. I should know I've had 8 husbands (4 were my own) and there wasn't an easy one in the group.Seems like the first days of my relationships were fun, fun, fun.Laughs and love day and night. You spend each day waiting to be with your special person, the love of y... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Teachers
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What happened to teachers? They used to be matronly and hard. From their tight bun in their hair to their hard black shoes and support hose. Now they are younger than my children and hip. Do you suppose they traded places with the air line Stewart's? I was on a plane last month,(and that's a whole story there) and the flight ... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Humorous ways of dealing with addiction
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ADDICTION.. Or am I an addict? In the dictionary it says"enslaved to a habit or dependent on something habit forming." Well I just might be an addict. I love to wake up every morning, it's more than a habit. I also love a cup or two of coffee, in slaved to caffeine. Fuel, or food I could probably quit but wouldn't last long. ... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: At the barbecue
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Did you ever notice how some people just can not handle a BBQ? I just don't understand what is so hard about it.For years I managed restaurants and clubs. At the last club, which I served a 8 year sentence, I initiated weekly BB-Q's. With of course featuring a weekly chef to display his talents. By the way, Men's club.I did a... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Telemarketers
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TelemarketersUnfortunately, I have been the cold call champion a time or two. In my younger days, single mother of 2, bills seemed mighty important. The rent and the grocery bills kept coming. So one of my favorite jobs to get, in between jobs or for extra income was the dreaded "BOILER ROOM".It was a great job because, they ... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Happiness
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HAPPINESSMy favorite emotion. Just typing the word makes me happy! I really feel happiness is a state of your mind. Can you be happy? Of course you can..Did you ever read your horoscope and it said watch out bad day a head, and sure enough you had a bad day. Well try this, watch out you are only going to have happy days from ... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Trust
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" THE CONNIPTION FIT"I WAS BORN INTO A VERY LARGE FAMILY, MOM RAISED 9 CHILDREN. SOMETIMES I WONDERED HOW MY BROTHERS GOT TO LIVE. BUT MOM AND DAD HAD MERCY ON THEIR SOULS AND WE ALL SURVIVED MOM AND DADS FUNERALS. EARLY IN MY YEARS I LEARNED GOOD FROM BAD, HOT FROM COLD, WET FROM DRY, HAPPY FROM SAD BUT EXTREME FEAR WAS IN ... More..

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