: About Me

Walking down Main Street, pushing a grocery cart loaded with clothes, toys, and appliances was Marshbaum. Fastened to the right front corner of the cart was an American flag tied onto a three-foot ruler. "Patriot!" he was calling out. "Step aside for an American patriot!" "You posing as a homeless veteran to get spare change?" I asked after almost being body-checked by the cart. "I'm doing exactly what the government told me to do," he replied. "The government told you to load up a shopping cart and run pedestrians off the sidewalk?" "No, Ink-Breath, I just spent my $600 rebate check. I'm ...