Tis the seasonTo deck the hallsTo hit the mallsAnd break my balls.Buying crapLike a brand new sled;Made in ChinaAnd covered in lead.Seeing familyThat I don't like.Pinching the cheeksOf some spoiled-ass tyke.Stuffing my faceWith cookies, cake, pie.Wiping the rum and egg nogoff my face with my tie.Assembling Junior'sBrand new m... More..
Bocce ball is a time-honored game; the roots of which go back to the Roman Empire. It is a simple and enjoyable game that anyone can play. The game is typically played on a court, the length of which can vary but should be around 25 meters (82 feet) long and 3 meters (10 feet) wide. At each end of the court is a zone about 5 ... More..
Barbecues come in so many shapes and sizes with so many features that it can be a daunting task to choose one that is right for your needs. Here are some tips to help choose the gas grill that is right for you. First off, charcoal BBQs are preferred by the purists as delivering the best taste for your chosen meats. You will g... More..
Wiring a dimmer switch is a relatively easy process that most homeowners can perform on their own with some basic knowledge of circuitry. One of the more difficult tasks is actually purchasing the right switch for your application. Before you go shopping, answer the following questions:What type of fixtures are connected to t... More..
People assume that they are safe in their home from electrical hazards because the building code regulations are strict and there are many failsafe processes built in to protect us. Well for the most part that is true. But there are a number of different factors that can compromise your safety within the home. Here are some t... More..
How would you like to have an investment strategy that automatically takes advantage of some of the most widely accepted investment principals and takes all of the nasty emotion out of investing? I have come up with this strategy which I have been following for several years. And those years have been some of the most volatil... More..
There is a tickle in my throat,I might be getting sick.There is a nickel in my coat,Change from the coffee I bought.There is a trickle in my boat,Better plug that hole before she sinks.There is a pickle in my goat,Stole it right off the table he did.There is a prickle in my throat,I must be getting sick. More..
Why do I play Bocce ball? A couple reasons really. One, I'm Italian, and two, so is my family. The July picnic would not be the same without the Bocce game. Bocce is the ideal game for an informal setting like a picnic. Though traditionally it is played on a court that is rectangular and has walls as well as a gravel or aspha... More..
Changing your own oil is a simple process that can save you hundreds of dollars per year. The process can take as little as 30 minutes once you get good at. First assemble your tools;Wrench - Find the right size for your drain plug, or use an adjustable.Filter wrench - (Optional) If your filter is in an easy to reach spot you... More..
Our TableOur table is in the kitchenIt is the heart of the homeIt is square with eight chairs, No head to footJust eight seats of equal statureNo voice louder than any other.It is the place where we gatherTo laugh or to crySometimes both on the same day.It is the place where we sit and talkIt is where we plan the futureAnd re... More..
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