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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Parenting: 11 of 130

It's just a quick stop. I decide to carry the little one in on my hip; the bigger one in tow. Not a problem. After all, I only need two bags of potting soil, and the guys will help me get it in the van out back. So, I go in. No stroller. No snacks. No diapers. No drinks. No wipes. Just the two little loves of my life. It beg...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Motherhood: 18 of 90

Today I awoke at 3:44 am. The little one needs a bottle. So I huff and puff out of frustration, since I am the only one with ears at this hour of the day. I softly pad down the hall of hard wood floors, I slowly and patiently turn the dial on the child safety gate, and creak down the back steps of our home. In the kitchen I ...
Parenting & Pregnancy > Parenting (Other) Who said parenting was easy?: 29 of 38

It shoves me out of my sleep. Her breathit doesn't sound right. I pad for my glasses on the bureau. I round the bed, nearly missing the dog. I flip on the light in their room. It is happening again I call to my husband, "Doug?" He shutters a, "yeah?" "Please come here" My daughter chimes a "mommy" from the other side of the ...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Babies: 16 of 20

"Cry baby cry Make your mother sigh She's old enough to know better So cry baby cry".-The Beatles I stand outside the kids' room. A bead of sweat tumbles from my brow and settles to tease my upper lip. I pray for her to stop. And she does! I do a little soft shoe. The "slo-mo" thrust of fists into the air. A white, "YAAAAAAH...