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I am a 25 year old native of northern Minnesota. I have no wife, no children and, in turn, lead a fairly happy, stress free life. ;) I prefer to put my writing skills toward the expansion of comedy, but I have been known to occasionally come down with a case

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Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews:The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: 1 of 18
Ever since the first Fantastic Four movie devastated theaters across America, people have been bracing themselves for a sequel. It was an inevitable horror that plagued our dreams at night. The anticipation for the movie was not unlike waiting to see if you got herpes from that one chick who decided not to mention her conditi... More..
Entertainment > Music Genres, Trends & Scenes How to throw a karaoke party: 5 of 41
You're sitting at home planning a party. You've got your list of invitees down. A cupboard full of chips and dips, and a cooler full of beer. You go to your computer and start putting together some mix Cd's of your favorite music. As you gather the songs you notice yourself singing along with one, and your eyes widen, lit up ... More..
Hobbies & Games > Video Game Reviews Downloadable game review: Alex Gordon, by Alawar: 2 of 12
Do you find yourself pining for the platform games of old? Do you crave the clever designs of Mario? Do you have a need for speed that only Sonic cansatisfy? If so, you may want to keep your distance from Alex Gordon, by Alawar. It will only sully the memories you have of good platformers. Not only does it do almost nothing n... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Epitaphs, obituaries and tombstone inscriptions: 5 of 10
You have all thought about it at one time in your life. Maybe it first came across your mind at a funeral, or perhaps just randomly one night while you struggled to get to sleep. For most of us it was when our parents found that pack of cigarettes in our jeans. "I wonder what they'll put on my tombstone..."Some of us may quic... More..
Education > Secondary School (Other) Should school districts provide cash rewards for high grades and test scores?: 56 of 67
Though a cash reward would certainly encourage children to study harder and "earn" higher grades, it is not the only solution to this problem, and, in my opinion, is just about the laziest possible solution.We are looking for the easiest way out of this problem without actually considering just what the cause is. Modern, "hip... More..
Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: 1408: 31 of 35
DO Enter 1408!1408Starring - John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson, Mary MacCormack, and Jasmine Jessica Anthony1408 is a horror movie that finally break out of the rut the genre has been stuck in, and manages to be quite enjoyable. There are no Ring-like dead girls walking around the hotel or crawling out of the toilet. The protago... More..