: About Me

Its not really about me, its about what I want to be.

And I want to do a little bit of everything.

My passion is ...

being happy

I know too much about ...

Morrowind

My parents always told me ...

your not funny.

My childhood ambition ...

was to become a journalist.

My favorite memory ...

breaking into those epic first chords on stage

Why I write ...

it eases stress.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

some obscure melodeath band

My first job ...

was a musician.

My best moment ...

has yet to arrive

My inspiration ...

comes from everyone and everything around me, but especially my loving girlfriend of 2+ years.

Creative Writing > Short Stories Short stories: Medieval adventure

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(Zombie carnage reigns galore in this story, as it was written for a mature audience. If you don't appreciate gore and cheap humor then this is not the tale for you.) I stood atop the hill-side, my glorious mane of hair being swept by the breeze. My expression was grim as I surveyed the land. Cows grazed in a pasture nearby, eating their fill before darkness fell. Blood dripped from my blade as I removed my weapon from the brain of a now lifeless zombie. My laughter was bitter as I thought of the undead having life. More like I didn't let the walking gut-bag continue to exist anymore I cor...

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