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Sebastian Ramshackle III was born in a desolate part of Asia Minor. Son of a wandering minstral and a princess whose sorrowing widowed father had expelled her for daring to prefer French jazz to the local folk dancing, he left home as soon as he could crawl to join a travelling preacher show.

He soon realised the error of his ways and, by the age of 14, had qualified as a chartered chiropodist, discovered two ways of defying gravity and launched the world's first pro-celebrity moonshine-distilling radio show.

Realising that he had a real talent for words, Sebastian took a doctorate (they never caught him) and settled down to a career as a wordsmith.

Helium is but the latest stage on the road that leads inevitably to his own epitaph.

Briefly me

My passion is ...

myself

I know too much about ...

too many things

My parents always told me ...

never to run off with a travelling preacher show

My childhood ambition ...

to play the sax like John Coltrane

My favorite memory ...

the most recent one

Why I write ...

to get replies

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

the serial numbers on the cash in my wallet

My first job ...

polishing the preacher's vestments before the show began

My best moment ...

writing a word that spoke back to me

My inspiration ...

realising that a life on the flying trapeze was beyond me

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