: About Me

In the beginning there was a bottle of wild turkey.

My passion is ...

hairy women

I know too much about ...

the inside of an ostrich

My parents always told me ...

"get lost kid"

My childhood ambition ...

well i wanted to be an animal of course, preferably a horse

My favorite memory ...

oh it goes way back to the formation of our universe, and how the pink goddess tried to make love to daddy alchemy... the result being the creation of universal cannibalism

Why I write ...

boredom and loneliness are the first impetus to all good art

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

i like to watch the reeds as they feel the wind pass through their ears

My first job ...

it was on bizarro planet, and i was trying to park daddy alchemy's meteor

My best moment ...

oh we all know the answer to that one

My inspiration ...

www.myspace/theskullandboneband.com

Entertainment > TV Show Reviews TV show reviews: American Idol

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American Idol, the quick and short-term fix. This is a great way to become rich and famous. Especially when you're young and your hopes and dreams haven't yet been squashed. I really applaud all of the contestants. They deserve to be admired for their innocence. If the show can further along something that you dream about, then it can't be all that bad. But we should remember that each one of these hopeful dreamers has a real and true life. I think that sometimes these kinds of shows are painful for the participants. All they wanted to be was famous and loved. And if they fail, the effects...

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