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About me - Daguerreo Darkwielder

Male
27 years old
6'6"
175 lbs.
First appearance: Zut! Comics #1, October 9th, 1980.

Origin: Dead at birth, Daguerreo Darkwielder was brought to life by "The Spirits of Logic" which not only gifted him with breath, but cursed him with knowledge and understanding.

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Creative Writing > Memoirs Memoirs: Living with depression: 8 of 182
Before I finally admitted to myself that something was wrong, that my depression was very real and not temporary, I believed that it was something that I could overcome on my own. I have never been a fan of self-diagnosis, especially as it applies to something such as mental issues, and so never took a hard look at the reason... More..
Relationships & Family > Online Dating Internet dating: Love on the web: 4 of 47
Like many other shy, lonely, hideous, men, I turned to the internet to find a date and possibly a person who could suffer me for the rest of their lives. Considering that I have the looks of a goat and the personality of an old boot, my hopes for super-model quality women were not high, but certainly, better than these.10. Je... More..
Society & Lifestyle > Feminism & Women's Rights The lover as rapist: An alarming trend: 5 of 52
Rape, by definition, is forced sexual activity, unconsentual sex. Being married, in a long term relationship, "friends with benefits" or drunk, is not implied consent. However, few people will make a situation for themselves in which they both look each other in the eyes and say "I'm ready to have sex", and so the problem of ... More..
Relationships & Family > Love & Lust Why are people afraid to love?: 9 of 65
Love is an enormous, sometimes overwhelming, emotion. It can cause us to act out of character, to venture forth into areas that we previously thought taboo, to challenge our conceptions of ourselves. I think that if you are not initially scared to love then maybe you have not reflected enough on the implications behind it.The... More..
Style & Beauty > Style & Beauty (Other) Ways of depicting yourself: 1 of 6
Ah yes, "me", a subject I can really get into, something I never get tired of talking or writing about. How do I love me? Let me count the ways. I suppose I would begin with..."A glittering paragon of male beauty and charisma. A man in possession of such personality as to cause pain to those who, in fits of sheer jealousy, wo... More..
Religion & Spirituality > Atheism & Agnosticism God believes in you. Why do you not believe in Him?: 8 of 46
I've written a bit in the past about my beliefs as far as a divine presence goes, how I don't believe that there is one, how I don't see the need for one, how it just seems silly to have faith in an intangible and unproven idea. Now, can I prove that there is not a God? No. However, I believe that the burden of proof is on th... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: What to do when you're sick: 6 of 30
The flu, oh yes. Generally, I don't get really sick with something except once every couple of years, but when it arrives, it takes a huge hit, and also something else that rhymes with "hit". I look like a newborn baby, various substances leaking out of every orifice, eyes puffy, my legs as weak as if I had just learned to wa... More..
Relationships & Family > Friendship Drama & Issues Should you be friends first or jump into dating?: 9 of 35
I believe that you will nothing but benefit from being friends first, as you can get to know the other person without the pressures and complications of intimacy. When you have learned how a person behaves in different settings while you are friends you will be better able to gauge their reactions to similar settings when you... More..
Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: A kiss: 6 of 22
And so it was, that like the early morning dewdrops I fell, fell in love with her, my passion collecting delicately and finally becoming too much for my minds leaf to hold, a fluid motion, exciting in its finality. Her skin, soft alabaster reflecting the newly risen sun, my hand reaching for her face, carefully, as if the air... More..
Celebrations & Holidays > Christmas Archives Christmas 2007: Gift ideas for grandpa under $10: 2 of 6
If your grandfather is like mine, he likes to get drunk and hit people. This being the case, there are any number of gifts that you can pick up for the senile old bastard that cost well below or just under ten dollars.1. Four individual quarter-pints of Jack Daniels. Not only will he be able to gage how much he has had to dri... More..