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Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Resurrection: 2 of 81

I am coming I am the White Elephant, that all know about but none want to see. Quiet as the Knight, killer of the apocalypse Upon the minds of the masses I ride the unknown waiting just waiting to be. Waiting in the infinity to rise like the Phoenix Savior to death and chaos gorged of pain and misery the end all to which be....
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Self reflection: 2 of 75

I will never be accused of having good luck, odd luck maybe, but never good luck. This thought ran through my head as I relaxed on my balcony three stories up. This was the 4th of July and I had spent most of the night watching the trailer park behind my complex try and try again to burn itself to the ground. It was a noble ...
Home & Garden > Gardening (Other) True gardening stories: How it all went terribly wrong (humor): 7 of 88

The only time the word "garden" was ever used in my family as an adjective to descried the type of salad for dinner, and when my father had a fried of the family come to our house in late may with his industrial strength tractor, I knew something was up. The tractor made short work of a plot of land adjacent to our house, ti...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Relationships: 10 of 70

Long before I found out that my ex-wife's only real talent in this world is picking a good lawyer, I was madly in love with her. To me she was the greatest thing since sliced bread and canned meat. It was a few weeks before our wedding and I was living in an apartment above a barber shop in a quaint little town. It was a pic...
Autos > Autos (Other) Imports vs. North American cars: 1 of 6

The line between a foreign and domestic has become skewed as most traditional American cars and manufactured in Mexico or Canada, and a lot of the Imports excluding the European brands are manufactured here in America. One must look at where the proceeds of the sale are sent in order to determine home "country" of the car. T...
Religion & Spirituality > Self-Healing The key ingredients for grasping a second chance in life: 38 of 199

Second chances are just a way to look back on things and appreciate all you were able to accomplish. The best teacher in life is hardship. If the hardship is beyond your control or in my case, self inflicted. I can now look back on everything and appreciate the little things that much more. Without failure or hardships, can ...
Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: Learning to drive: 3 of 15

I did not have the heart to tell my dad I already knew how to drive. This was a momentous occasion for he and I as the older I got, the less we had in common. I was 15 years old and had been driving for 2. I grew up in West Virginia and for summer jobs, I would help bail hay for extra spending money and it was in these field...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Family: 33 of 162

Now that I have two daughters under the age of 4, I realize there isn't much difference between my house and the first floor of Howard Hall, my old dorm room. Large amounts of nudity, vomiting, and general chaos dominated both locations. In college, I had a buddy name House. To protect his identity as some of his antics have...
Jobs & Careers > Resumes & Cover Letters What makes a resume stand out?: 12 of 21

The best resume is the one which is not noticed for all the wrong reasons. A good resume will be professional, geared towards the job at hand and free of spelling and grammar errors. The should demonstrate the professionalism of the individual applying for the job. You can make a resume stand out for all the wrong reasons. U...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Giving birth: 21 of 29

Personally, I am allergic to needles, hospitals, and anyone in long white jackets. When my wife told me we were going to have a baby, my excitement quickly turned to dread when I thought about how this child was going to come into this world. I know it is suppose to be a magical experience some might even go as far as callin...