: About Me

My underwear-clad, drunk neighbor introduced himself to me during the Summer of 2006, roughly a week after I moved in across the street from him. I'm a fairly tall woman, easily six feet with heels on, so when confronted with someone I have to look up to, I generally pay attention, especially when I sense they mean me bodily harm. I came home late from work one night, parking on a public street opposite my house. As I was dragging my weary body from my car after a long commute and longer day, a Caucasian man who appeared to be in his late twenties came jogging out of the house I had parked...