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put a vision of the perfect man in your head. think of the other guy that is standing behind him and wondering why he's there, that is me.

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Fairy tales

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"East" the grizzled man spat out. My car window growled in protest as I pushed the window button to close. I had asked the man nicely where the nearest exit was and still everyone in town growled, snorted, and generally were unwashed or irritated that someone would interrupt their day. I had made the mistake of turning off the highway an hour ago in search of a gas station that could refuel my Cadillac. A half hour of driving through four streets and ten avenues resulted in one gas station and 2 closed stores and none of them willing to even let me buy gas or direct me out of this dingy to...

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