: About Me

My passion is ...

writing.

I know too much about ...

stuff.

My parents always told me ...

to pass the beer.

My childhood ambition ...

was to be a stuntman.

My favorite memory ...

was apparently forgotten.

Why I write ...

Because I have to or my brain would explode.

My first job ...

sucked.

My best moment ...

couldn't have been that great.

My inspiration ...

is a silent muse.

Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: Paris Hilton's jail time

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They let Paris Hilton out of jail early. So? They put her in jail? So? Am I really supposed to care about this? Apparently, since it has been all over the television, internet, etc., I'm supposed to care. I guess I'm supposed to have an opinion on this person and her situation. But the only opinion I can muster is one of complete and total apathy. I really just don't care. And why should I care about her? She's famous. Okay, for what? Because she's rich? Bill Gates has more money than Paris Hilton, yet we are not constantly bombarded with the trials and tribulation of the Gates family. As ...

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