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Have you ever wondered why life doesn't turn out the way you planned? It's like you set down specific "rules" for yourself when you're younger, like "I'm going to do this before I graduate college." or "I'm going to do this by age 25, and this by 30" and then you hit thirty and the only goal you've accomplished is to explore another culture, which you do weekly sitting in front of the television, shoveling English muffins into your mouth and watching reruns on BBC America.

Sucks don't it?

If things don't get much better, I'm considering dropping 100 lbs, moving to Vegas and becoming a...

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