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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: You're having a bad day when: 17 of 88
Having a bad day? At least your day isn't as bad as theirs. In the intensive care unit of a hospital, patients would die in the same bed every Sunday at 11 o'clock, regardless of their condition. This puzzled the doctors. Some people even thought the events were dictated by the supernatural. No one could figure out why all t... More..
Hobbies & Games > Board Games Great board games for kids: 4 of 18
Joys of a Big Game of Monopoly Monopoly is a board game created by Parker Brothers over seventy years ago, yet it still manages to maintain popularity throughout the United States. Parker Brothers has celebrated the anniversaries of this successful board game by releasing various editions of the game, engulfing genres from S... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Anger: 108 of 403
Anger is just like the heat, A fire beneath someone's feet. The whole world looks red. I wish I was dead. The whole thing just isn't a treat. Anger can come from betrayal. A stab in the back can prove fatal. It causes distrust. It feels so unjust. I'm starting to feel just like Abel. When anger's afoot there's a riot. The ch... More..
Other Light bulb jokes: 4 of 13
Well, since classical light bulb jokes are pretty short, I'll throw a few on here. How many roaches does it take to change a light bulb? Can't tell. As soon as the light goes on, they scatter. How many strong people does it take to change a light bulb? 115. One to hold the light bulb, and 114 to rotate the house. How many Ne... More..
Other Jokes: Blonde jokes: 14 of 36
I'll put a few on here, since they might be a bit short. Two blondes drive along a desert road, when they see a blonde sitting in the middle of the sand rowing along in a canoe. The first blonde turns to her friend and says "You know, it's blondes like that who give us a bad name." Her friend asks "Why don't you go out there... More..
Entertainment > Entertainment (Other) Best non-television watching ways to pass time: 36 of 81
The Joys of Big Games of Monopoly Monopoly is a board game created by Parker Brothers over seventy years ago, yet it still manages to maintain popularity throughout the United States. Parker Brothers has celebrated the anniversaries of this successful board game by releasing various editions of the game, engulfing genres fro... More..
Society & Lifestyle > Personal Morals & Values Doing good deeds: 13 of 26
While walking to my class this morning, I found a flash drive on the ground. I picked it up, discovering it was a 4GB drive, approximately sixteen times the storage size of my own flash drive. I struck gold. These drives usually cost (I think) thirty bucks. With a smile on my face, I pocketed the device and continued on my m... More..
Other Good knock-knock jokes: 8 of 14
Knock, knock. Who's there? K-9. K-9 who? K-9, B-6, I-24 O-74,N-52 Binko! Knock, knock. Who's there? Zippy. Zippy who? Zippy dee doo dah, zippy dee ay... Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner! Knock, knock. Who's there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think your going? Knock, knock. Who's there?... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Things to do in Wal-Mart: 31 of 54
A great way to pass the time in Wal-Mart is to bring a bunch of friends and play hide-and-seek. This activity is best played with at least five people no earlier than eleven o'clock. These are important because if you play with less than five people, it's impossible to find anyone. Also, if you play later than eleven o'clock... More..
Other The world's funniest joke: 63 of 108
Three men are waiting in line to get to heaven. While waiting, they begin talking, and the conversation turns to how each of them died, each man believing his own death was the worst. So each takes turns telling his story. The first man tells his death. He had just come home early from work to see his wife in the kitchen. Th... More..