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food, people, especially at the same time ;)

I know too much about ...

nothing really.

Why I write ...

because it's fun

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Dieting

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Sorry, not for me, I'm on a diet. If it hold a single calorie I try not to buy it. This body doesn't come default you know I do everything I can to let my ribs show and if, god forbid, I retain any water, I'll take diuretics and that oughta slim me right down to the perfect size zero. No Ghandi for me, Kate Moss is my hero. My sole snack is celery, you eat it yet lose weight! Though on naughty days over bran flakes I debate. Those crazy carbs, they are a little wild, No I had better not, I need to keep my body like a child's. Don't offer me chips, that filth you call food, Don't you realis...

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