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Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Humorous
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Poetry: HumorousTitle: Brain in a Flask (resubmit)Article: (Based on an experience in my Freshman year Psych 101 class)There's a brain up on the teacher's deskAnd it doesn't seem awareThat it's turning all our stomachsAnd causing folks to stare.Yes, it's certainly a brain up there,A-soakin' in some juice.It's sitting pretty c... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Teaching the violin
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I've played my violin for 28 of the last 36 years of my life. I stuck with this instrument through school budget cuts, countless rehearsals, concerts, festivals, violin repairs (including three upgrades to my current violin), state competitions, even doing a bit of Irish fiddling in university for money. And I still play, whi... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Technology
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Humor: TechnologyTitle: Born Under an Unlucky DVD StarArticle: (resubmit)We have terrible luck with DVD players.Well, more accurately, terrible luck with new ones.The one we've had for the past 5 years finally gave up the ghost. Itwould pause indefinitely on brand new DVDs, skip and delay on DVRs andjust plain refuse to work ... More..

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