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My name is Chance, but my friends call me Chance Lewis. I'm a quasi-musician/failed-student/half-assed-market researcher living in Provo by way of Nazareth, Pennsylvania. I love a classic front porch and a good acoustic sing-along; acoustic singalongs held on front porches to me symbolize a euphoric state best represented by Adam Sandler's "Happy Place" in "Happy Gilmore". I hate text messaging, or when the volume on a TV or stereo is an odd number. If you have a car or live near a UTA bus route, we should totally hang out sometime.

My passion is ...

Music, Comedy, and Unique combinations of the two

Why I write ...

To have a good bitch sesh

My first job ...

McDonald's

Society & Lifestyle > North American Culture What American cultures lead to wasting water?

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"Water water everywhere, so let's all have a drink," said Homer Simpson, the quintessential American. Americans don't just waste water, we waste everything. The American culture is such that we want everything, and we want it now. Selfishness and impatience lead to the bad habit, even the American habit, of wasting water. I wonder how many gallons of water are wasted a year on the American Hot Shower. Some cultures bathe in rivers; others bathe with a ladle and a bucket of rain water. These practices are "beneath" most Americans. In fact, after swimming in a river for leisure, most America...

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