About me - Pride James
About me
I am an auditor in a four star hotel. I write for pure pleasure and have completed two novels, but lack the courage to send them to an agent. I don't think my ego could take it.
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- Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Life
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THE FIRST CASE OF STRESS It was during the heyday of the Pleistocene period that Mrs. Elephas Primigenius sat up and yawned. Getting up off her bed she took her children down to the pond and washed them, after sorting out the young ones, she removed the rushes that she used to curl the hairs at the end of her tail every night, and brushed her matted hair with a bunch of thorns. Then she went and kicked Mr. Primigenius as hard as she could, but she got no reaction, she might just as well have saved her energy. "What a healthy sleeper George is, to be sure!" she said, her accent slightly Iri...
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Pride James
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Member since: May 2007
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