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Pets & Animals > Pets & Animals (Other) Which makes a better pet: A dog or a cat?

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OK, it's obvious you were under the influence of something when you wrote this, so I'll help you out. First, Cats are better. Way better than dogs. I will show you why.

Cat Owners aren't evil, they are powerful. They have the balls to go out and do what they want, no matter who says what, and they are not under control by their cats... really...

Cats defend people, if they are worthy. I'd much rather have a lion guarding my house than a stupid dog. A dog will guard anybody who gives it a piece of food. A lion would only guard the elite people, such as myself, which is great for ever...

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