: About Me

I am a 33 year old chick who loves to hang out with friends, read, watch movies, eat macaroni and cheese, play Keno and most of all to write. I currently write for a local magazine called the Smalltown Lowdown. (stldmag.com) This magazine focuses on the nightlife and ongoings of the surrounding communites (aka writing & taking pictures of people making drunken asses of themselves) It's a wonderful publication and I'm excited to be a part of it.

My passion is ...

friends, writing and macaroni and cheese

I know too much about ...

saved by the bell trivia

My parents always told me ...

follow your dreams but don't call us when you get arrested

My childhood ambition ...

was to be on Days of our Lives

My favorite memory ...

is a little foggy. I'm sure I had fun.

Why I write ...

Writing is a wonderful way to express my thoughts and ideas in a comedic way.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

I'm on a memoir kick...

My first job ...

I was the greatest babysitter my neighborhood ever had.

My best moment ...

is still to come

My inspiration ...

the people around me

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Humorous

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Fairy Tale Reality Check If I was in a fairy tale, I don't know what I'd do. One thing is for certain, I wouldn't be caught dead in glass shoes. When I went to visit my Grandma And know that she lives far, I wouldn't cut through the woods at all, Instead I'd drive my car. If I was invited to a great big party, With lots of food - a feast! My date would be a fine young man, And not a hairy beast. When entering another's house And I haven't been invited to eat I would not even try their porridge Or break their favorite seat. If I lived with seven little men, I think I'd carry mace And if tha...

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