: About Me

My passion is ...

thought. Reading about them, writing about them. Maybe changing them.

I know too much about ...

Gothic British Literature and behavior analysis.

My parents always told me ...

I could be anything I wanted. What a bad set-up! Too many choices begats indecision and inaction.

My childhood ambition ...

to be a writer. And to have my doctorate.

My favorite memory ...

is meeting Woody Allen in Manhattan (where else?).

Why I write ...

beause I'm bizarrely compelled to.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

I'm currently reading The Gargoyle.

My first job ...

Working in a Bagel Store where I concurrently sliced open my hand and a bagel.

My best moment ...

is when I realized I get paid to write for a living.

My inspiration ...

is William Blake.

Entertainment > Movie Genres Zombie movies: Which are more effective, fast zombies or slow zombies?

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Legions of the undead are gaining on you. Which would frighten you more; a herd of slow moving creatures that appear to lack coordination and mental capabilities or one that can run as fast as you, jump on your and eat you alive? As you can see, just one fast zombie is more frightening than vast numbers of slow zombies. While I personally think slow zombies are more fun to watch, the question at hand is which one is more effective. Slow zombies are dumb, ill-moving beings. They can be outwitted by nothing more than a baseball bat to the head, and it's an easy target on something that can't...

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