Several years back I found out that I am addicted to chapstick. Self-fulfilling prophecy really. The more you use the more you need.
I'm a strange character. Full of non-sequitors and contradictions. For instance, I like my Rolling Rock warm andmy macaroni
+ more bio informationWaking up on a Wednesday has become like pulling teeth. As adults, Wednesday has become nothing more than a mid-week reminder that we are full-fledged members of "the rat race"; a reminder that rent is due; a reminder that the $7 hot dog we had at the baseball game last night has given us heartburn. I lay awake, listening to...
I have a dog. Not because I want one, mind you, but because I have a big heart. Many people don't realize that fact about me; it's true. Huge heart. Much larger than The Grinch's heart. Not quite as big as a gorilla heart, but who knows with the advances in modern science. The point is, I saved this dog. I'm sort of a hero. ...
Troy Morris
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