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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: The way I really feel: 4 of 13

It would be lovely to be able to express the way you feel, exactly when you feel it. Unfortunately in the real world, this is not always advisable. As we age, we become more accustomed to our own feelings and what type of person we are. We no longer care as much about how others perceive us and we are far more likely to speak our mind. To everyone around us we have become grumpy. Think now what it would be like to have to start dating again. Can you imagine trying to coerce a member of the opposite sex into fancying you. It's too hard. It might necessitate having to trim my nose hairs, ear...
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