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My passion is ...

learning

I know too much about ...

obscure topics

My parents always told me ...

you fall in sh*t and come out smelling like roses

My childhood ambition ...

was to be a police officer

My favorite memory ...

waking up to my baby boy after a difficult birth

Why I write ...

to vent, to breathe, to share, to teach

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Thus Spoke Zarathustra

My first job ...

bank teller

My best moment ...

graduating college

My inspiration ...

my father

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Waiting in line

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There are certain things that you must wait in line for that are worth the extra time; food, money at the bank, and liquor. And even though YOU KNOW that this wait is impending when you walk into its respective establishment, it does not take away the aggravation that you will feel when the process begins. Its especially irritating when you can see some extra element that will make the wait even more annoying than you bargained for. Picture it. Summer 2005. Seattle. My girlfriend and I decided that as we were both newly single and still phenomenal women, we would have our own little party ...

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