: About Me

Look, I just don't like sharing my bed with you You take up too much room I know it's queen size and all that jive But please go and make it soon. You haven't washed for ages You smell so stale and yuk And your breath reeks to high heaven I've really had enough. Look, I'm sorry, I can see I've hurt you Please don't look at me that way I'm just trying to be honest I can't say it any other way But all night long, you snore and fart And you wake me up for love I just want to sleep and dream my dreams Is that asking too much? Lord above! No, don't hang your head like that, oh please.... Now I ...