: About Me

For many years I was a member of the usual gang of idiots at MAD Magazine, was a contributing editor at Art Direction magazine and I currently write and design cards for Hallmark, among other embarrassments and failures.

Reviewers have compared me to an odd mix of Dave Barry meets Hunter S. Thompson. Some say I'm Dave Barry on drugs and others say I'm Hunter S. Thompson without the drugs. The late Hunter S. Thompson once said, "you're no Dave Barry!" Dave Barry won't return my calls.

Food & Drink > Ethnic & International Foods Chinese foods

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What Lenny Wong did to me, my family and future generations. "There are two things Jews know," started a line from an old movie. "Suffering and good Chinese food." Growing up in New York, I certainly experienced the latter. As a child, we spent many nights sitting by the hearth, warmed by a roaring fire while sitting cross-legged on cushions and enjoying Chinese food from the one place in town that would deliver, during the dark and frightening days of the Cuban Missile Crisis and incredibly pointy bras. Perhaps it was the warm, family friendly feelings and emotions that provide such comfo...

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