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Shopping at the grocery store. Or is it the supermarket? These days it's hard to keep up with what they're calling that place for food and household cleaner shopping. The first thing I do when I'm grocery shopping is go look at the grapes. Isn't it weird that in one bin the grapes are loose (on the vine of course), that is, without packaging- but in the next bin over, there are grapes in green cardboard cartons, covered with saran wrap? Sometimes I'll bust a hole in one of those packages and take a grape or two. But the grapes I'll buy are the free range. Often in this area of the market, ...

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