: About Me

I walked into the riding stable where I was learning "horse" in time to see the vet finishing up his yearly health check visit. The stable manager said, "We need a manure sample from ole Texas Red." Tex was my favorite rental horse, my special buddy. "Is he sick?" I asked, alarmed. "We aint rightly sure" the manager replied. "But if you get one o' them styrofoam chili bowls and a fork and get the doc his sample..." After digging around in a fresh pile of manure which Texas Red dropped as if on cue, I presented a steaming bowl full to the vet who thanked me and said, "Now about that urine s...