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About me - Steve Kitchen

I like to think up bizarre things and explore them beyond any reasonable bounds to an end that serves no worthwhile, real world, purpose. It entertains me. It is my hope that it will be entertaining for others as well. That is why I am subjecting myself to

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Parenting & Pregnancy > Pregnancy Can Thomas really be considered the first pregnant man?Smallicon
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Being a father of two children, I can attest to the fact that birth is the most magical miracle I have personally ever witnessed. But, for at least the last couple million years women have been giving birth to children. Birth it's self is the miracle, not the fact that birth is given by women (not to take anything away from ... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Pet peeves
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I hate when you're eating a can of Pringles and your hand just can't reach that last three inches of chips at the bottom of the can. So you have to tilt the can up and then all of the crumbs come tumbling out on you and you break up otherwise perfectly good and whole chips in the process. I hate when you're eating those chew... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Life
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Imagine, if you will, a person with no concept of good or evil. A person who does not know right from wrong. A person who will act in whatever manner pleases them at the moment even if it strongly displeases those around them. A person who you can assign the simplest of tasks and they will just ignore them. A person who will... More..

Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: Emotions
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Murder belongs to evil men. They murder to gain possessions. They do it to gain power. They use it to eliminate resistance to their will. The victims are people who, in the course of their normal lives, gained something that the murderer wants, or believes or knows something that threatens the murderers power. The victim sta... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: What it means to be a man
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For years I was a real man. I played football in high school. I served in the Marine Corps for six years, with Second Marine Division for most of them. My unit even had Recon in it's name. My fellow Marines and I downed more than our fair share of beer and spirits and we chased women while out on the town. The Oakland Raider... More..

Relationships & Family > Humor & Laughter Today's most annoying popular catch phrases
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I'm sure you've all heard, at one time or another, the term "I've got to piss like a race horse". I'm also pretty sure that you understand that the person who utters these words is in dire need of some restroom facilities and quick. But what exactly does it mean to "piss like a racehorse"? Well the meaning is actually twofol... More..

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