: About Me

Hi guys. I live in Somerset, England. It's a wonderful place. Really laid back. Lovely countryside. Friendly people. And plenty of cider and cheese. I love going for a run into the countryside, sitting down alone, miles from anywhere, just with my thoughts. (Other people would call me Bill No Mates, though!).

My passion is ...

that would be telling

I know too much about ...

myself

My parents always told me ...

don't do that

My childhood ambition ...

play football for England

My favorite memory ...

seeing my brother get told off

Why I write ...

because when I speak I make mistakes and people laugh - at least you can correct writing (ahhh)

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

newspapers, dross TV, 70s, 80s music

My first job ...

chicken factory

My best moment ...

son's birth

My inspiration ...

sun - and son

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